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Nickname for a prize winning fart champion who is so flatulent that the powerful gaseous rumbling nearly blows his shorts clean off.
We called him thunder shorts; he was truly the master blaster.
not having time for a full conversation or a comment to show you're really not interested, abrupt, not having a friendly demeanor
Dang, Sally was being short with me when i talked to her on the phone yesterday, I guess she's still mad about what happened
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1) To sell something (usually a stock) that one does not own, with the anticipation that the item's value will decline and they will be able to buy it back at a later date for a lesser price.
2) To deny someone credit that they deserve. This is generally something a person does to him/herself.
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I sold your sister short last year for $100, then bought her back this year for a can of Skoal and a junior bacon cheeseburger. Damn that rag has really started to circle the drain.
2)
You: "So you're not going to let me beat it up, are you?"
Girl: "Nope, sorry. Denied! But don't sell yourself short...3 inches isn't really that small. At least you've got my chihuahua beat...I think."
(sell short)
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for the man who has nothing to hide....but still wants to
Guy 1: Dude, why are you wearing shower shorts??
Guy 2: Cuz i have a large package
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An exclusive group of 10 - 12 year old shit rats from tsawwassen. In there spare time they smoke prime times, drink absolute vodka and black out. The gangsters are all under 5'4 and aren't planning on growing. The leader of the pack "Willy J" has recently gone viral with his new mixtape "Anotha nigga dead" #mobsters
The short crew is meeting up with bhack at noon
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School vehicle meant for special education students. Many are equipped with wheelchair lifts. Most seats are equipped with restraining belts.
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The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
Dude, I was actually short bussed last night dude