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When your balls are sweaty and the skin sticks to one thigh and you pull it off
Oh man, hey I will be right back I gotta go peel the gum off the sidewalk
Generally performed with a friend, back to back. Both friends squat a pop and defecate onto a third persons name that has been written out on the ground (preferably sidewalk) in an act of disrespect to named person on the ground.
dude, Tonto and I just pulled a reverse jockey sidewalk steamer, and i need you to bail us out of jail.
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The tree lane. This is what everyone called it when I was growing up in Western Indiana.
The kid's ball rolled across the strip of grass between street and sidewalk and
into the gutter.
Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.
"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."
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when a friend or someone you walkin next to on a sidewalk is takin up all the room. leavin you wit just a lil bit of sidewalk to walk on.
or
when theres too many people in a row on the sidewalk & they left you out walkin on the grass or the road.
"dawg, scoot tha hell ova, i need some sidewalk space"
"haha we done left that nigga wit no sidewalk space"
A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.
Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”
Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”
The Act of Passing out during a night of heavy partying and falling face first on to the floor a perfect ten is recieved when the arm and hands are not used to break ones fall.
Dude what happend to your face? Where you out sidewalk diving?
Did you see that ? That Chick to a perfect ten sidewalk dive on the dance floor.
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