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Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.
My Dad is a silver surfer.
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After the reconstruction of downtown Silver Spring (located in Maryland), people began to call it "Silver Sprung."
Basically, Silver Spring has sprung and it's awesome.
(Oh, and by the way, we're better than Bethesda.)
Person 1: What do you want to do tonight?
Person 2: Wanna go to Silver Sprung?
Person 1: Yeah! We can see a movie at the Majestic.
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an alcoholics drink. vodka usually somewhere from $5-$10 USD for a liter. Minnesota's crunk drink for kids who dont give a fuck.
that silver wolf will get ya violent
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Fictitious mask company in the third instalment in the Hallowe'en franchise, "Season of the Witch" (the one without Mr. Myers). The masks are the colours of the Irish national flag (orange Jack-O-Lantern, white skull, green witch), and are made by a company in a weird all-Oirish town on the coast of California. On activation by a signal on the big night, the masks transform their (numerous) wearers' heads into so many divers creepy-crawlies. The Silver Shamrock company wins the booby prize for the most irritating television jingle ever inflicted on the world in fact or fiction; a countdown to the tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down", starting "(x) days to Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en". I had it in my head for WEEKS. The head of the company is played by an actor from Wexford, Ireland, and incidentally as far as I can tell is the only figure in the history of American horror films to pronounce Samhain correctly.
Four days left to Hallowe'en,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en,
Four more days to Hallowe'en,
Silver Shamrock!
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Once a peaceful, decent resort getaway for out-of-towners back in the day, Silver Lake is far from what it used to be. Situated near the Tewksbury line in Wilmington, Massachusetts, Silver Lake is a shitty excuse for a town beach. A cesspool of mutated fish, trash, and chemicals swirl the dirty water. The beach is open to the public during the summer months, which is really a play on words as it is constantly being closed because of high levels of unknown chemicals/toxins in the "water". Running alongside the lake is Grove Avenue, a street well known to many people for being ghetto and drug-ridden. Many homes in the vicinity are run down, and it is said some even have dirt floors. Kids residing in the Silver Lake area are famous for the degradation of Wilmington's schools. All businesses around Silver Lake have struggled and failed to remain open, the Thai Express Restaurant, toy store, and nail salon to name a few. Some would say this is the armpit of Wilmington. Once someone heard you say you are going swimming at Silver Lake, get ready to see a look of complete horror on their face. Even if it's 100 degrees out and you need a little refreshment, stepping on a Hepatitis-infected needle protruding from the sand is not worth it.
Ann: "Yo, come on in and blaze up in mah house, bitch!"
Neighbor: "Oh shit son, is dis the olden days, where da fuck did your floor go?"
Ann: "Don't hate, I just swept."
340 pound 15-year-old daughter: "Hey ma, I'm goin swimming in Silver Lake, did you finish sewing my ripped Kmart bikini? And where my swimmies at bitch? Oh yeah hear sumthin? Is dat the ice cream truck?"
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Owned by Maxwell. Maxwell likes to hit people on the head with it. e.g. Joan, his teacher and a judge.
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Do do do do do
Bang, bang, Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
You hit me over the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer
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An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.
It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.
After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuck in the alleyway.
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