Sitting On A Rock

When something is slow or has lack of bustle.

(while on a camping trip in april)
Tara: Man, this camping trip is really sitting on a rock!

Molly: Man, busininess is slow today.

Austin: Yeah, it's really sitting on a rock.

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sit off

A lesson at school where no work is done

Wow, that religious education is a sit off. We never do anything there.

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Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

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Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

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baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.

Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!

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It sits on the Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean that Ritzes are so excellent -- ritzy, even.
IT SITZ ON THE RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food>

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gotz here SITS ON THE RITZ. Here, load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

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sit on this and rotate

Screw you.

(sticks up middle finger) "Sit on this and rotate!"

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