When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.
Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(
Did you see that dude he was skeeter beater billing
Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
A skeeter is someone who can skeet all night !
Anshuman: Ria I skeeted all over your pillow!
Ria: Oh my god ! Get out of my house !
Anshuman: I'm sorry ! I know im such a skeeter!
Ria: It's alright hunny. I forgive you.
Another word for mud cricket. See definition
Best if used with a country accent
Damn mud skeeter was hanging off the side of his truck.
Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.
When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.