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a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.
note: can be applied to other small colleges.
Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.
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1. stuttering annoying little prick
2. marks left on the inside of a gay mans underwear
"That fag-skid just took the $10 I gave him for drinks and went home!"
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See Emo; An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an skid guy, he meets skid chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Skid guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than skid chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Skid chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Skid guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another skid chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
Guy 1: wow look at that those skids
Guy 2: yea they are always showing up and ruining partys
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To rapidly slow down or stop a moving vehicle by mashing down the brake pedal. So named because of the tires skidding when done in a car without anti-lock brakes.
Can also be used in a metaphorical sense, in which it means to halt whatever action or process is currently occurring.
The police were waiting with a speed trap around the bend, so I hit the skids.
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A question used to implicate someone who has shit their pants.
"Hey Scoo, remember back in the day when Bryan crapped himself?"
"Who Skid?"
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**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.
**What color where these when you originally bought them?
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A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.
Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.
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