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his an annoying person that is too energetic that it gives everyone a headache, she annoys the shit out of everyone and is a 100000000000000000% feminist. You do not want to be in the same social studies class with a skylar. they have an annoying obsession to calling everyone and everything daddy, including your teacher. She makes everyone wanna jump out a window. She will laugh at anything anyone says and most of it is not even funny . Her laugh makes her sound like she is choking. She also is the biggest try hard that has ever existed. she has all a's and makes everyone feel bad, she is overly sensitive about everything you say. She has never frowned and everyone hates her and finds her lowkey annoying but no one wants to say anything cause she is so sensitive. All she does is sing and it annoys the shit out of everyone since her voice is so annoying. She also looks like a fish and her eyes are bigger than mars. She is the fakest person anyone has ever meet.
Bruh who is that annoying fish lookin headass?
oh thats defineitly skylar.
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That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.
friend: "Oh my god have you seen Pitch Perfect? That Jesse guy's voice is so sexy"
me: "I know, right? Skylar Astin is perfect, I wanna have aca-children with him"
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She is such a bright and awesome friend and you should NEVER try to get in her way. She will get you in jail if you do something that she doesn't like. Sometimes a Skylar can get very Horny but only when she drinks a lot otherwise she is the best person you can meet.
Don't you think that Skylar S. is such a good person
Yeah totally I would change nothing about her
A Skylar Moment is defined as getting a crush on somebody who you've sworn never to get attached to again.
For example, getting a crush on a girl, getting your heart broken by her, breaking all contact with her, then somehow still managing to fall in love with her 3 months later.
A: I love C so much dude
B: I thought you were over her?
A: Sorry bro, my brain pulled a Skylar Moment.
A Dirty Skylar is when your bestfriend sticks a bunch of polyensian sauce up your ass, bust the packet and then dip a chicken nugget in it when it starts to drip out.
OH wow Dirty Skylar is really dripping that sauce today
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Someone who is is a total sweetheart in person but a super freak in the bedroom. Dirty Skylar only does monogamous relationships but is so into making her man feel appreciated and pleasured. Dirty Skylar loves funny and sexual memes and they really make her day if she's down.
"Oh, well there goes Skylar being the usual dirty Skylar again." " Sexual memes are pretty much the definition of Dirty Skylar.
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