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worse than ur granny tranny and cannot be reverses by no u. deadly weapon.
Joe: ur mom gay
Dan: no u
Joe: ur granpappy got slappy
Dan: *dissolves*
A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.
We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.
The act of back handing someone while wearing rubber boots.
Henry's father was so mad, he gave him the good ol slappy steak.
When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.
One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite
Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women
"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"
When a man masturbates to fall asleep
“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”