Intercourse involving a lot of bodily fluid and fumbling; often comdom free and/or result of inebriation.
"We went back to his place and had wet, sloppy sex."
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When you have sex with your girlfriend and her mom in the same day and then steal their hubcaps.
Man, Drew pulled off the sloppy jose, getting his girlfriend and her mom in one day. Then he stole their hubcaps!
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When a bitch sucking Your dick and there's alot of spit and nut on her face and on your dick
She gave me that sloppy toppie
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Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.
Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?
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When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.
Sloppy breakfasts are high quality and tasty
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Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.
Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....
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