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Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain
Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice
A panicked split second decision a person makes at a street, cross walk, or parking lot. The person usually begins the first two feet in a hustled running motion only to precede swinging there arms in full motion as if they are running, but still moving at the speeds of a person walking.
Pedestrian: Oh no a car is coming but I have to walk across to get into Walmart! I better wait. Or should I run for it?? Time is running out I am scared.
Person in car: (gives the hand wave for pedestrian to go ahead)
Pedestrian: (Looks like a triathelete mixed with an old geezer as they slow-run the next six feet)
Person in car: (rolls down window and yells) What the hell are you doing? You are running the same speed and the person walking next to you idiot!
When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them
Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me
Charlie: *slow blinking*
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when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed
this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
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A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.
"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."
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Used to describe someone who acts or does something stupid.
John: There are 45 states.
Kenneth: Slow Bus!
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