Slow Peel

When a male gets up from a sitting or laying position and the scrotum is stuck to one of either thighs and as he stands the scrotum slowly peels away from the thigh.
Hot and sweaty days are known to increase the likelihood of a slow peel.

Adam stood up and slowly shifted his weight to quicken the slow peel of his balls from his thigh.

slow cross

To walk slowly in a crosswalk, especially on a college campus in front of University Police or Long Island chicks in expensive SUVs, to force drivers to slam on the brakes and wait.

UPD (University Police) were flying by so I slow crossed 'em huge just to piss 'em off.

SLOW HEATER

Getting your dick sucked.

Kim really gives good slow heater.

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slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

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slow as fuck

when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed

this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.

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slow texting

A form of texting which involves waiting an unnecessary amount of time (6+ hours) to respond to a text message when the receiver of the text has no explainable reason for a delayed response. Since phones are used in the modern age for email, a watch, to-do list, among various other things, it is rare someone does not look at their phone for over 6 hours. Therefore, it is blatantly obvious to the sender of the text, the receiver of the text looked at their phone, saw the text message and ignored it on purpose, only to respond at an irritatingly later period of time.

"I sent Fred a text message yesterday, and he just now responded, as if he really hasn't looked at his phone in 24 hours."
"He's totally slow texting you."

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slow bus

Used to describe someone who acts or does something stupid.

John: There are 45 states.
Kenneth: Slow Bus!

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