guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.
guy 2: can i join?
The main antagonist of Stranger Things Season 4
"I think we found Smegma in the Upside Down"
Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.
“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”
Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)
A dung beetle like ball but it is made from the "cheese" of ones uncircumcised. Unnaturally occurring phenomenon, only made through ones curiosity and boredom.
Mert: Hey did you see how big Kuba's smegma ball was?
Cumfadel: Yeah, that shit was like a medicine ball.
Corey: Hey, look at mine!
A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.
A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.
I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.