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Those little blue dudes that live in toadstools and beat up this randy old guy, even after he gave them one of his bitches to keep!
If I was to choke the shit out of a smurf, what colour would it turn?
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The blue reflector things on the street that show where fire hydrants are.
Hey man you just ran over a smurf.
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Smurfs are little KKK members..they all wear white hoods and their leader wears the big red hood...And they are always hating on that wizard cause he's a jew...You can tell he's a jew because of that nose...Little racist blue guys with only one female...
Papa smurf is the grand wizard...check out that red hat...
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peforming cunnilingus on a massivly infected vagina (see "blue waffle")
i went smurfing on this girl last night and now my mouth tastes like mackerel
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To put a condom over the head of your girl (like a Smirf hat) then choke the them blue while they play with your Smurf berries.
Have you tried Smurfing? put this condom on your head, i want to Smurf you.
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To be High and Drunk at the same time. In other words, Twisted, but in an excess amount. You get Smurfed by drinking and getting high more than the normal amount. Being Smurfed can lead to righteous partying and having the best time of your life.
Last night i was so smurfed i cant remember what i did
Yo, im trying to get smurfed tonight
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Shoving your dick down a girl's throat until she turns blue then cumming on her head to make it look like a smurf's white hat.
So, I was thinking about Smurfing that bitch. She punched me in the balls when I came in her hair.
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