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weed snob

refer to pot head that only smokes hydroponic marijuana and who refuses to smoke cheap mexican dirt weed or swag.

Don't bother paasing that mexican dirt weed joint to him, he is a weed snob.

by rust shackleton October 26, 2005

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Diet Snob

a person who lost weight by dieting who now talks down to overweight people

that chick is such a diet snob, ever since she lost all that weight she treats me like crap because I am still fat

by Oceaneer May 25, 2007

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Social Snob

A social snob is a person that is dictated highly by what society thinks. They will follow any thing that their friends think are 'cool'.

Especially in the asian type of social snobs, their mobile phones shows how 'hardkore' they are and they also like to wear dog tags because that also shows their social status.

A social snob will never sort out any disputes by themselves, instead they will bring other friends they consider 'hardkore' online in a instant messaging service to use threats such as "why dont u go suck a dick and shut the fuck up??!!!" or use rebuttals that make no sense such as, "did i sey u did?". Clearly spelling incorrectly is higly common in social snobs, like spelling fuck as fcuk Why is this ? We may never know.

Hair and appearance is a very important to a social snob too. They may dye and cut their hair until it no longer looks natural just to fit in. Appearance is also important online, this is where they like to be because they feel that they have more power. They only take pictures for things such as Xanga or MSN Spaces. They take lots of care in taking a picture; not to take a full picture of their face but to have in in angles, poses, funny faces and of course finger gestures to make them look 'harkore'. The pictures are then also edited with Adobe PhotShop where they add final touches and add a tagline such as "sistarhsz for ever", "simpooly me" and "i l0vez j00".

Now we can talk about names they give them self online in a messaging service. A highly over rated one for girls is "simply 'insert girls name'" which they like to mispell to "simp00ly" or "baby 'insert girls name'" then add the name of the 'crew' they are in.

One thing a person must never do to a social snob is to disrespect them or 'dis' as they call it or backstab them. They are very self conscious and may get their 'harkore' friends to bring on a heap of threats and maybe meet you in an internet cafe.

How to spot a social snob:

1. A highly respectable person in the community does something, the soial snobs will imitate that.

2. Will try to get the latest mobile to out-do their friends.

3. Gives them selves ridiculous nicknames.

How is it used:

1. Look at that chick she's such a social snob, thinks she's soo cool when she's just another stupid girl.

2.
Social snob - "Look at your crappy mobile"
Average person - "My mobile does exactly what it's made for, to call people & talk to people"
Social snob - "So, do you think I care?"
Social snob 2 - "Leave my g'sis alone, go su*k a d*ck and get lost"

by Luke Werthing May 5, 2006

65๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


SNOB MOB

Oakton high schools fakest bitches. These girls only have eachother and like to keep it that way. You never see them at parties, only when they use their "friend" megga beth for her house. None of them are hot and who knew blondes could have mustaches? Get a life you stupid whores. Oakton hates you.

Let's go drink at MB's cause we have no friends

by pen15 May 5, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Greystones Snob

A Greystones snob, guilty of snobbery, is a person who adopts the worldview that some people are inherently inferior to him/her for any one of a variety of reasons including real or supposed intellect, wealth, education, ancestry, etc from Greystones, Co.Wicklow, Ireland.
Often don't actually reside in Greystones but in a posh environ like Delgany.Known for complaining about nearly everything and trying to be the ultimate Town Person/Local Politician yet still sourcing there interests (i.e Their children, Interests) elsewhere (mostly D4 area).

i.e Taking interest in the upkeep of the Local school yet still sending their children to affluent school in south Dublin.<see Blackrock,Institute>

Show similar traits with the wannabe D4 and Charleslandian.
Not to be confused with a True Greystoner.

..................(Local Council Meeting)................

Anne Crawley: ...................... And that is why my fellow Greystones Snobs , I think ,we should build a Brown Thomas in the area where the Pork is!

Politician A : Well Mrs Cawley, it would seem the residents in the Park might object to that.

Anne Crawley: Let the illiterate eat cake! Were in serious need of a BT pronto! Even with my Land Rover, Grafton street is a distance.

Politcian B: Well maybe we could put one really close to you.We could build it in Delgany?

Anne Crawley: And ruin my lovely 50 Hector garden which acts as a barrier from the commoners in Greystones? Not a fucking chance ! We will it have your way then gentlemen, We will just build one in Hillside instead.

by Al Baker April 13, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Musical Snob

=Singular=

A bitch who thinks that they are more superior in music than anyone else. They also don't think of music as the best unless they like it. Usually a show off that wants attention and considers themselves as a "prodigy".

=Plural (Musical Snobs or GROUP NAME Snobs)=

A group that thinks they are the best. It can be from choir, band, drama, etc. Usually advance always bitch about how they are more better than their "low classes", but sometimes (usually high school), beginners or amateurs think they are the best than a "middle class" thinking that their director put them their so that they can see how good he/she is (musical snob). They don't get the gist of having fun and think of every concert as a "competition".

=Singular=

Girl 1: Geez, I can't believe that stupid director put me into this band. I can play clarinet so much better than them, I should be in Symphonic not Concert! Hey everyone! I look what I can play! *playing some song no one heard of"

Girl 2: What a musical snob. I would like to shove that clarinet right up her ass!!

Group: Me too!

=Plural=

Chamber: Juuubiiilllattee DEEEEOOOO

Concert: Geez, look at them, one of them almost tried to trip me during our entrance!

-After concert-

Chamber: Aw, look at the Concert, don't worry you'll be in Chambers when your like 20.

Concert: Shut up bitches!! Who wants to even go to a group that doesn't even understand the meaning of fun?

Chamber: My throat soars.

Concert: That's what you get for singing like an ass! Chamber snobs!

by filipinoy91 February 13, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer snob

An unfairly pejorative term for a connoisseur of beer. Understands that not all beers are pale, tasteless lagers.

Beer Noob: "Give me a Bud"
Beer Snoob: "Give me a glass of Hoegaarden, don't forget the lemon"
ACTUAL Beer Snob: "What kind of mass-produced shit is that? I'll take a Rochefort 10, bottle conditioned for no less than 4 years, and make sure you bring it with the appropriate Trappist glassware. Many thanks"

by yajme August 26, 2009

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