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The act of one's face being so deep in a woman's butt that a snorkel is needed to breathe.
A brand that makes sick clothing (buttsnorkler.com)
I turned into a butt snorkeler after eating Lexi's ass for over 20 minutes.
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When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen
When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum
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Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.
I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.
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the act of using a crazy straw to enable going down on a woman deeply for an extended period of time.
Dave went down on Becky for so long, he had to bust out a Canadian Snorkel. She wants to marry him now.
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A Snorkel Dwarf is the act of inhaling gastric air from the partners asshole using a snorkel, can be done underwater also. this is not gender biased, mask not included. A kiss after for real romantics is an option.
"Hey baby I'm about to fart wrap those lips around my tube. pffft! ya my little snorkel dwarf! come kiss me, i like my own brand.
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1. n. A man that both (a) dips his scrotum and testicles across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his penis across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.
2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: "Don't cut my Medicare to pay for your Socialized Medicine."
Congressman Massa was a snorkeling teabagger with his barely legal page.
Billy Ray cheered while he watched the snorkeling teabaggers protest new taxes on FOX news even though the signs were unrelated to the protest.
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When a man drops his testicles into his partner's eye sockets while flopping his penis into her mouth, making it be like a pair of goggles and a snorkel.
My best friend just gave his girlfriend the Wisconsin snorkel.
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