spam

someone sending you emails that are about unesscary things. can be annoying things like saying ur an ass or stuff

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To: me
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Spam

A Delicious meat for all to enjoy

Man that three week old spam really cured my (cold)

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Spam

The best type of ham there ever was.

Yo I got some spam anybody want some ?

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spam

1.SPecial hAM
you have to be special to eat it
2. an exceptionally large forehead. you have top slap the offender on the forehead whilst exclaiming 'SPAM!' at the top of your voice
3. A Vehicular accident

1.That window licker has Spam Sandwiches

2. SPAM! big forehead

3. You've spammed your motor you bummer

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spam

A e-mail from a company usually trying to sale you junk they couldnt sell in shops or thought would be cheaper/ easier to sell through the internet. Also known as wrongness/evilness in a can. A frankly evil substitute to a nice piece of ham. Usually made up of pigs feet, testicles, noses and any other stuff pig farmers think is just to diguesting to put in ham, but would be prefectly fine to put in spam as its cheaper.

" Look mother, a can" yes, can "of spam. Lets buy some."
" No Johnny, that would be awful, just get some nice ham."
The words of a wise person.

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spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

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Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

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