kitchen spanish

Extremely vulgar and also essential basic conversational method in the back of house environment. Typically encompassing all Spanish cuss words and phrases in a single sentence.

Como Estas you fucking pendejo? Chinga tu madre!, Donde estas mi pinche juevos? Are examples of Kitchen Spanish.

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spanish turtleneck

in the winter when a guy squats on the girl's chest and slaps/ wraps his dick around her neck for warmth and then makes a cum collar on her neck

yo i just gave cindy a spanish turtleneck last night

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Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

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Spanish Kid

Spanish Kids will most likely spam "uwu" or "xd" every picosecond in any game, if they are losing agaisn't you on a 1v1, they will start spamming "AYUDA" and 13 other Spanish Kids will appear and spam "ez" on the chat.
Shame.

John- Damn bro, yesterday I found a Spanish Kid...
Bob- Did they spam alot "ez" on the chat?
John- Of course.

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spanish wool

Spanish wool is an unshaven, but often trimmed or tidy kept vagina and/or pubic area of a spanish woman.

Hey Jerry, your saying you want to eat some of that spanish wool for 2 or 3 hours straight? That's insane! I'd eat her spanish wool for atleast 6 hours!

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Spanish Teacher

A lowlife scum who thrives off making students miserable because they failed at their own life. Often will give you difficult tests for the sole purpose of moving your grade down. Extremely inconsiderate and rude, and nobody loves them.

Kate: Hey Susan, isn’t your son a Spanish Teacher?

Susan: Yes, but he isn’t my son anymore because I disowned that sorry sack of shit.

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Spanish Quickie

a sex act where one prematurely ejaculates into a flour or corn tortilla

Jordan: "Me llamo Jordan! And this is a Spanish Quickie!"