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Glass Spider

Glass Spider was David Bowie's 1987 tour-spectacular, which many consider to be the pinacle of his career. Glass Spider has sprung a cult following, particularly in northern cities of Great Britain, notably Liverpool and Newcastle; where, reportedly, male students in their early twenties dance drunkenly to Glass Spider on VHS or DVD.

Stu, Dave, Kieran, Martin and special guests all gathered around the TV at 3am to rock out with dancers: Spazz Attack, Skeeter Rabbit, Constance Marie, Melissa Hurley and Victor Manoel. Lead, of course, by Glass Spider visionary, David Bowie!.

by Kieranishere April 16, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi September 17, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


spider sense

knowing something special, exciting or dangerous will happen soon

with will's spider sense he was able to avoid the gang bang that happend down the alley he decided not to walk down.

by bob dylan October 10, 2003

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Spider Jerusalem

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.

BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)

by M____ September 18, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


spider on the ceiling

The Jedi mind trick of dutch ovens. The act of blowing vile ass vapors under the covers and then tricking your bed partner into pulling the covers over their own head by telling them that there is a spider on the ceiling. Far worse than a dutch oven because they did it to themselves.

Stephen released a vile, gassy emission under the covers and then told Mary (names changed to protect the innocent) that there was a spider on the ceiling. Mary immediately pulled the covers over her head to hide from the non-existent spider, effectively giving herself a dutch oven. Stephen giggled to himself as Mary puked repeatedly.

by Winthorp Pennington, Esq. March 17, 2009

66๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.

harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!

by zimplr December 11, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spider roach

A man whoโ€™s name is usually Miguel.

Man who is obsessed with dead creatures, and is usually emo.

โ€œOh my god, I saw Spider Roach and his odd dead friendsโ€

by Gay fruit April 6, 2023