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The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.
Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.
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collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. Black People, BPs
b. Mexicans or Latinos, if the Hispanics are greasy.
Those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of Mexico.
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jagermeister & cranberry juice
What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.
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When you know somebody has gossip you want to know about. So, you ask them to tell you. You got to ask them for the tea !
Krysha: "Hey, you better Spill The Tea, gurrl."
Kaylee: "I already spilt the tea to Ayah though."
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Thought spilling is when you put down your direct thoughts onto paper. The result often comes out as a long run-on sentence that does not necessarily maintain any sort of structure. However, since everyone is different, there are bound to be varying results.
Often used as an exercise for creative writers experiencing writer's block.
-Claire, can you show me your thought spilling?
-Yeah sure.
"I think you're a really wonderful person and I know I barely know you but I want to get to know you and make you feel better and I wish you wouldn't rag on your music when it's not even that bad why are getting so frustrated and will you ever let me in
you're not gonna be honest with me or tell me things when that's all i want is it so wrong to want to be close to someone".
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When you invite a bunch of kids over to just chill and eat and listen to some tunes.
Basically a REALLY lame party.
We're having a chill spill on Megan's deck tomorrow, so bring some food and your guitar.
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When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.
Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.
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