A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.
Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"
"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all
Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.
A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared
A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman
We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday
The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
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someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
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When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth
My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
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One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!
I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
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