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Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.

Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".

by hamcol December 29, 2009


Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.

"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"

by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016


Benefit sponge

An individual who lives off of benefits claimed by the government they tend to sit at home doing fuck all

Oi Tyler, you benefit sponge get a job.

by BIGJAR November 8, 2022


Creamy sponge

A creamy sponge is a seman filled beared

A man or men that ejaculate I to one mans beard to make it dripping in seman

We gave Henry the juiciest creamy sponge yesterday

by BiggyG69420 July 12, 2019


Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.

Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!

by Pine-Apple Xpress May 7, 2010

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sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.

Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.

by Erin ES May 2, 2008

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Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth

My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth

by The whale May 21, 2015

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