1. Hitting some one in the testicles without them expecting it.
It ussually goes like this "Hey steve, guess what I saw in a tree the other day...squirrell(as you proceed to hit them in the balls).
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any small, hyperactive woodland creature that belongs to the order "Rodentia" and the family "Sciuridae" that is bent on world domination and stealing nuts and seeds and "incidently" forgetting where they hid them. they team up with other small, beady eyed animals on their hysterical plot.
squirrels, hamsters, cockatiels, mice! they all have hypnotic powers in their beady brains. why else do they make ppl swerve off the road or become road kill in the end?
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To stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call
Natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.
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A funny name for a funny creature.
The squirrel is eating my nuts of pea.
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After a girl is done giving you head she keeps your cum in the side of her cheek tricking you into thinking she swallowed it. Then when you kiss her she spits it back in your mouth.
Ashly gave me the best head the other day, but just when I thought it was ok to kiss her that ho squirreled me!
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The act of cramming your dick so far into a female that your nuts stay warm for the winter.
Dude, I heard that guy was squirreling so hard last night that he cracked a nut.
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To have public sex, specifically referring to that in a bush
Ging was squirrelling his bird the other day, caught them in the park