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A girl who thinks sucking lots of dick will make her more popular. Generally tends to be abit over-weight or chubby.
Bob: Yeah, she swallowed mine!
Larry: You and the rest of the school, man. She's just a damned squirrel.
ian brown in stone roses interview describing typical indie record label as "squirrel records"
1. a crazy or eccentric person
2. to hide something for later use
That guy is a freaking squirrel.
Girl code for an EXTREMELY hot guy. Most likely to have flippy or really rad hair, be a member of a band, and is a definate hottie
Michelle: "Woah, check out that squirrel!"
Heather: "Dude, yeah killer hair on that hottie."
Evil forest creatures that decide to run like fucking retards across the fucking road while you try to change the radio station. They make your car skid off the road and you hit a yard full of little kids playing pattycake and get blood all over your new body kit.
Man|"Your honor those fucking squirrels made my car skid of the road and kill those kids. I didn't mean to! FUCK SQUIRRELS!!!"
Judge|"Shut the fuck up you fucking crazy nutbag. Squirrels can't make you run off the road and kill 32 defenseless fucking douche ba.. i mean darling children!"
Man|"But why would i want to get blood all over my new body kit?"
Judge|"True dat. Okay you innocent."
Man|"OOOOOOOWWWEEEE! O SNAP! I don't have that many friends!"
Judge|"WTF?!? Never mind your fucking nuts. GUIL-TAY!"
A substitute for basically ANY adjective. Usually associated with polly wagger
Mr Boone is such a squirrel...
That algebra test was such a squirrel.
I'm really feeling like a squirrel.
One (generally female) who is unnecessarily and startlingly hairy in the nether regions. May hinder sexual activity.
-Dude, did you get any?
-No man. She was a squirrel. I was afraid I'd pull a hair out down there.
-I performed cunnilingus on a real squirrel last night.
-Did she have a glorious beaver?
-I don't know. I couldn't really see... it was a jungle down there.