Boy says: “hey wanna stag momma?”
Girl says: “what is that poppa?”
Boy says: “standing here and grinding…. 1,2,3 GOOOOOOOO!”
KACHOW *proceeds to stag*
"What happened to your car?!"
"I crashed into a street light and rolled over into a JC Penney's"
"What were you thinking"
"I wasn't thinking, I was stagging; full stop, throat occupied, and couldn't see a damn thing."
Something that is totally bullshit; an action that has negative consequences; a universal word for anything, good or bad.
Kyle: o my god! Are you kidding me dude? We're getting sent to school in this weather, again? This is some straight vag-stag(2)!
Jay: shut up you wench!
*note: word does not include (2)
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When you light your pubes on fire and then proceed to have intercourse with a girl so her truffle butter extinguishes your pubes
"Did you see Andrew give Bradley a white stag"
"Yea he gave my mom one to"
A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
Ten inch stick with a mushroom tip
She continued to pleasure herself with his stag shagger
Getting too drunk at a redneck wedding at the elk lodge.
Jeff went stag last night at the reception. He took off his shirt and started dancing with a chair.