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When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.
Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.
When somebody has a steam library full of games that they have maxed out/don't play
Steve has maxed out all of his games aka a "stale steam library"
A dwarf
Person 1: Nathan is such a dwarf piece of stale toast
Person 2: Yes
What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread
When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo
Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night