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When someone's not up to date with the latest memes
Person 1: what are those!
Person 2: ugh, you're so stale
What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning
she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway
When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke
That person has stale banter
A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.
Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.
To stall an event or process as the dictator of a country.
"He's not even conquered Finland yet, they must be staling."
When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.
Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that