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hot-and-steamy

verb;
1:The result of taking a dump in the woods during winter-time;2: Defacating outside in the winter.

G-Dawg: "Hey fella, Where you been?"

Fella: "Out behind your tent."

G-Dawg: "What chu be doin' behind my tent?"

Fella: "I've been dropin' a hot-and-steamy, G."

by rubtwostix January 10, 2012

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Steamy Deuce

1) The act of having 20+ outs in poker and the irrelevant duece pops like it's nobody's bidness.
2)A gargantuian Shit, often ending on the walls of a friends house

1)"I had 21 outs to the nuts and of course full tilt puts up the steamy deuce on the river"
2)Al ate 4 habenero peppers and exploded a steamy deuce all over the toilet and bathroom wall.

by kp one and only February 24, 2010

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Steamy Manhood

When you get home from a hot day at work and you unzip your jeans and BAM! Out comes your steamy manhood.

When tim saw bill unzip his pants he stated" thats some steamy manhood there!" bill blushed :)

by Big T May 3, 2004

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Cook some bacon around a dowel or sausage. Then take it off and secure it around your dick. Take your lady (has to be one of them real debutante ladies) into a sauna and show her your ham. Then pork her up the butt.

Billy: Hey! Bruno! How was your date with Meghan?
Bruno: Great! I took her to a spa and gave her a steamy piggy in the sauna.

by Forfunsies June 24, 2017

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Steamy Ray Vaughn

Verb.
To sneak into a bathroom where one's partner or friend is taking a bath or shower and take a shit without flushing. The vaporized shit odors create the Steamy Ray Vaughn. Stealth delivery is crucial.

Jason dropped a Steamy Ray Vaughn on his girlfriend.

by Olegruz August 3, 2007

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