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A hard dick that smells like road kill
That guy has one stinky stiffy
Those moments when you’re up late and get a grade-a raging cock penis boner hard enough to penetrate the earth’s crust
Girl on FaceTime: hey lol let’s stay up all night
Guy on FaceTime: I CANT THE LATE NIGHT STIFFY HAS STRUCK AGAIN
|The act of putting in an up right position under the elastic waist band of shorts/sweatpants to hide an erection.
The boy had gotten aroused when seeing his stepmothers mid drift so he a had to stiffy-stuff his erection in his shorts.
When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.
After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."
A "Stiffy Jify" is when a transgender man gets his boyfriend to spread peanut butter all over his shaft, making it hard. Then the boyfriend sucks him off, licking off the peanut butter at the same time until completion. Once they cum, you take it and put it in two graham crackers like smore's, adding chocolate and more peanut butter and eating it.
"Do you know where Samuel went?"
"Yah, he's in the bathroom giving Michael a Stiffy Jify"