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A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.
'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'
'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'
October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked
Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day
When you get a girl really horny by rubbing your bulge on her from behind.
Hey bro I'm gonna stoke her up in a a sec after I pop a viagra
wayy to stoked for that tropicana orange juice!!
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If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class
Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke
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A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."
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Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
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