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A short tale that essentially begins with a purpose, missing that purpose completely, making no logical sense and usually leaving those who listen troubled and confused; The opposite of anecdotes.
Person 1: Yo man the other day I tripped this guy and he fell.
*1 minutes later*
Person 2: Wait...was that the whole story? Wow you just told a Howard Story
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When you are fucking a girl/guy and you convince them to call your friend and sing/say "you've got a friend in me"
Bro did you have that girl from tinder toy story me last night?
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Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
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It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.
Morgan: Why do you only eat in even numbers?
Sparki: Long Story, dude.
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One of the best novels ever written.
It was written in German by Michael Ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984.
Gary: I remember seeing "The Neverending Story" when I
was a child. It completely blew my mind! I always
dreamed of going to Fantasia...
John: That trash is a disgrace! Once you have read the
book you will never be the same again. And by the
way, fuckwit, it's Fantastica, not Fantasia!
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Natasha lived in an apartment and her roommate was gone so she decided to have her boyfriend over. She sees Katsuki her boyfriend and she started to get wet. Her heart was racing and before she realised what was going on Katsuki had grabbed her and thrown her on the couch. He ripped off his shirt as Natasha did the same. He undid her size DD bra and threw it on the floor. He squeezed her breasts and began to play with her nipples. She was getting wetter by the second. Natasha quickly undoes Katsuki's belt and takes off the rest of his clothes. Katsuki does the same to Natasha. He then drags his fingers gently and slowly down from her breasts. He reaches to her inner thighs and then proceeded to her pussy. He begins to rub her clit. Natasha is gasping for air. He slips his fingers in deep. He than adds another finger and another. Natasha is so close to squirting but knows she has to hold it otherwise Katsuki would be mad. Without warning Katsuki thrusts his whole cock into her mouth whilst still fingering her hard. Natasha gaggs but she really enjoys sucking on his long hard 12" cock. He cums in her mouth and she swallows all of it. He then pulls out and thrusts his whole cock into her pussy. He licks the cum off his fingers and then goes back to playing with Natasha's breasts as he roughly thrusts bach and forth. He pulls out, dripping with your juices he shoves his cock back in her mouth unexpectedly. He pulled out and they both lay there for a while dripping in cum.
You little fuckers are so horny for this sex story.
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Amy was in her room feeling a little horny, so she texts her bf Ben and says “hey babe u know how ur a virgin? After tonight u won’t be ;)” She then begins to masturbate as Ben drives over. Ben let’s himself in the door and heads up to Amy’s room where he sees her naked on the bed with a vibrator in her throbbing pussy he instantly becomes hard and walks up to her saying “u need some help?” Then he strips in front of her and she lets out a small moan. He crawls up on top of her and takes the vibrator out and starts to kiss her titties, kisses become licks, licks become nibbles, until her tits are bright pink and her pussy is throbbing, Ben then works his way down to her bright pink pussy and starts to eat her out. Any moans then says “Daddy faster” Ben obeys and she gets an orgasm and screams “DADDY DONT STOP” He licks her pussy harder and she screams “IM GONNA CUM” She came all over his face and kept cumming even when bed shoved his dick into her dripping pussy, witch had turned red and hard from watching her moan and scream. “DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!” She yelled at Ben who complied. After about 30 mins with several orgasms each, Amy said it’s your turn, and flipped him over and sucked his 13” monster cock until he cummed witch she licked up every drop of and slipped his monster into her still throbbing pussy and rode him like a horse until they changed to a 69 position and fell asleep in 69 on Amy soaked sheets, having orgasmed a total of 47 times each.
Did this sex story make u horny?
If not I don’t blame u this was my first time making a sex story
THIS WAS NOT A TRUE STORY
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