chin strap

A douchey beard style, favored by guidos who want to make their steroid-infused jaws appear to be at a 90 degree angle. One of the top 5 worst facial hair styles to have, according to most women.

Guy 1: Check out that fucking douchebag with the chin strap.

Guy 2: Holy crap, that's douchey.
Douchebag: WUT U SAY?! /raaage

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strapped

Strapped into a ride

Get ready your being strapped in you asshat wearin' wigger

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banjo strap

the stringy bit of flesh underneath a mans knob which attaches his helmet to the shaft.

slag off - you're a fucking banjo strap.

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Strap on goggles

A term defining a woman so ugly you need beer goggles to smash with a Strap on.

She is atrocious Id have to use my strap on goggles to get near her, barff.

Bro-1:Dude i am smashed!! Hold on wtf is that smell bro? Bro 2:yeah..ummm.... chick fail...another strap on goggles night.

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ejacu-strap

An ejaculating strap-on

Those two lezbo's over there are fucking with an ejacu-strap

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jock strap

First called a "BIKE JOCKEY STRAP" in the 1890s,it was sold to bicyclists to prevent NUT ACHES while riding a bike on bumpy, unpaved roads. BIKE became a brand name and there famous and popular garment was known by most as a JOCKEY-STRAP until about the 1970s when its started to be known as just a JOCK.
Jocks (or Athletic Supporters) were required equipment for all 7th. through 12 grade boys during P.E. class at most all of the nation's schools until about 1985 a trend toward loose nuts (the boxer rebellion) may have been the downfall of the JOCK-
strap in America.

"Kowinski ! Where's your Jock-strap ?

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J-strap

A condition in which one is prone to unleash calculated verbal attacks on unsuspecting persons within ones vicinity.

Shit man, you had better watch out. He's totally J-strappin'.

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