streaming download

When your shit seems like water, your ass is scheduled for a streaming download....at broadband speed. A severe case of the shits, runs, craps....etc. Time to stock up on toilet paper. When there is no plug big enough for your butt...feels like somebody has turned the tap on....

I had too much curry last night....

....now my shit is coming out of me like a high speed streaming download.....

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Crossing Streams

When two men are peeing and they make there piss streams clash together.

Billy and Jason were crossing streams in the forest.

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Stream-wank

Wanking off to porn that is streamed via your mobile phone.

Sam: Hello Gareth, Have you christened your new mobile phone?

Gareth: You mean a stream-wank?

Sam: Yes

Gareth: Yes I was tugging one off to a video of your dad as I was walking down Oxford Street

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Stream sniping

When ninja has so much ego that he can’t comprehend anyone being better than him.

Tyler: if you leave this game now I won’t report you for stream sniping.

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stream sniped

ninja’s excuse

(kills someone) Ninja: YEESSSS

(grapples onto a wall with a trap)
Ninja: THE FREAKING TRAP STREAM SNIPED ME

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Jet stream

The act of urinating into a willing woman's vagina from a minimum of three meters away.

Last night jenny got drunk and begged me for a jet stream.

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stream monster

Someone who watches e-sports online and leaves ridiculous comments on the stream. These comments range from sexist and/or racist comments to self-aggrandizement. These people are often looked down upon for talking trash but never actually participating in e-sports tournaments.

Those damn stream monsters are ruining the FGC!

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