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Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.

That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart

by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021


Stuart

Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.

Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….

by @hsiaisb4 November 22, 2021


stuart

stuart has a HUGE dick

someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first

by vicky2.0 April 20, 2022


Stuart

A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet

That guy is such a stuart

by Stuarthater March 06, 2019


Stuart

A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about

I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)

by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020


Stuart

Every nerds name's ever

Stuart:*exists*

Me: NERRRRDDD

by kxcgxigji May 02, 2020


Stuart

Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.

Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!

Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!

by Imogen or stuart March 05, 2021