A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.
That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart
Stuart is a person with a extremely small penis.
Stuart…Is it in yet? I can’t feel it….
stuart has a HUGE dick
someone"dude have you seen stuart?"
someone(1) "ya dude but i saw his dick first
A complete idiot and back stabbing self pleasurer. Likes to spread rumours and the biggest snowflake you will ever meet
A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about
I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)
Stuart is an amazing boy. Infact he is the best guy u will ever meet! My boyfriend is called stuart and he treats me like ima queen 👑 so i treat him like he is a king 👑. If you ever find yourself knowing a stuart and you like him, go for it because he is the kindest, loyalist, and most of all handsome. I love him so much. So dont make the wrong choice if u know a stuart.
Girl: i need someone who treats me like a queen, because ive been through alot!
Me: I have a stuart, maybe u should get one too!