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Baby

An annoying sticky stinky little asshole who gets to suck on his mothers tits while we just eat regular human food. Babies get more tit then us and they get all the attention. So if you see a baby press down on it's soft spot really hard but not enough to kill the baby but to the point where they don't know whats going on at all

I saw a baby in the park so i took them and started to push on it's soft spot until it's head started to cave in. The parent's found me in the van I was hiding in and i got arrested so remember if you see a baby push pretty hard but not to hard on it's soft spot.

by KENNYISPRETTYGAY February 22, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby

A terrible song by Justin Bieber

The song Baby is driving me insane. Just stop making music Justin Boobies!

by A dying goat November 24, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby

1. A slightly controlling Term used to imply nurturing, with the one using the term having some sexual power over the one being addressed as a Baby, such as in a S/M relationship.

2. A casual substitute prior to sex used for a name when one is too drunk to remember or care. Implies some sort of superiority usually experience of the woman over the nativity of the man (like you are a Baby in my arms). Can imply sexual innocence of the one being addressed as Baby and seduced. Not to be confused with the term Babe; of which is between equal boyfriend/girlfriend partnerships.

3. Is different that Babe in that Babe is used between boyfriend/girlfriend couples to imply a positive committed relationship; where as Baby implies sex partners without romantic intimacy or any commitment.

4. Is often used by Working girls, or in monetary Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby type relationships providing goods, support or Shelter in exchange for sexual favors. Baby is usually used when one expects a short term sexual relationship of one hour to several months, as this practical use of the term and understanding creates a power dynamic that makes falling in Love dangerous. Simply because either one can not continue to afford support, or emotionally one can not help feeling used, manipulated, and hurt.

1. Example: "I like doing that but You can't have that Baby until I say you can."
2. "Do you want to learn how to ride me Baby?"

3. "Hey babe if I'm your boyfriend why do you always call me Baby?"
4. Example: "Hey Baby, I need you to give me an allowance per meeting." Or "Tell me what will you buy me Baby, or do you want to pay for play?"

by Cory Lew February 23, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby

1. A young child, an infant

2. The word commonly used by teenage girls on tumblr to describe middle aged British men.

"I'm going to have a baby soon."

"Oh my goD LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTE BABY wOw"

by Ochinchin December 24, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


babies

a delicious snack

hey I'm hungry lets go get some babies

by connorggg July 11, 2008

145๐Ÿ‘ 204๐Ÿ‘Ž


baby

The other white meat!

Bebeh! Its wuts fer deener!

by Militant Liberal April 28, 2005

41๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 3, 2005

167๐Ÿ‘ 239๐Ÿ‘Ž