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When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
When you see a picture of someone smoking you would "left swipe that"
Jim~ Here's a hot chick, ooh but she's smoking
Patrick~ Left swipe that!
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when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.
Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions
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The act of swiping the penis on the bed sheets between anal sex and oral sex. Done as a courtesy to the recipient.
That bitch was so dirty, I didn't even give her a courtesy swipe before I stuffed my dick in her mouth
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When one who has not been invited attempts to gain the address of a party or get together under the pretense that he has lost the details or otherwise been invited.
"Um... I... lost the e-mail... about the party thing... could you just tell me the address and what time its on... and what day..."
"Jo, are you trying to ad-swipe?"
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swiping right on Tinder uncontrollably
When A K was on route he got 21 matches
He must be power swiping!
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