Virginia syndrome

A type of syndrome which involves feeling very lonely and being unable to relate to other human beings on a deeper level (any level actually.) If you are diagnosed with this tragic syndrome, you may feel as if love does not exist.

Everyone: “Gerald loved Eva”
Person with syndrome: “He did not!! There is no such thing as love!
...: “Kmt. Leave her she has Virginia syndrome

wigger syndrome

when a upper class white boy acts as though they are of another race (in this case black) and starts throwing around money and wearing doo-rags on their heads when usually they make straight A's in school and live in a rich neighborhood

Wigger 1: Yo yo brah, back your buttcrack up!
Wigger 2: Yeah homie take it!
Group of Kids on Corner of street: Hahahahaha he said buttcrack instead of asscrack, he must have the wigger syndrome!!!

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Jockboy syndrome

1.A male professional athlete that thinks he's hot shit when in reality he's a pussy. Some other characteristics include the constant need to have woman stroke his ego, insecurity, jealousy, and a low IQ.

2. A male or group of male athletes who hide their insecurity by boosting their egos and hanging with the guys while maintaining ultimate douche bag status.

3.Frequently, Springfield Falcon boys.

Hey did you talk to big d today, he's really gotta see someone about that jockboy syndrome.

Syndrome A.Y.

A disease that is spread in primarily the freshman class of a public school. The symptoms of this disease includes:
1. Taking out your dick in class
2. Getting suspended for a short amount of time
3. Becoming the school laughing stock

Billy: " Did you hear that the new kid caught Syndrome A.Y.?"

Richard: "Yeah man, he took his Richard out in class if you know what I mean"

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sUwUicide Syndrome

A level of submissiveness particularly in males that reaches a level of being submissive to even those classified as 'submissive' by doms would be able to top said person in a sexual scenario.

"Bro, it's been getting worse, I think I had sUwUicide syndrome."

"Aw, little sub"

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Amogus syndrome

Amogus syndrome is when someone sees the crewmate from the 2018 game among us in some random places, such as fire extinguishers and even car tires.

Dude, you're saying amogus to everything. I think you're affected with the Amogus syndrome.

Stop talking about amogus! You look like an Amogus syndrome afflicted person!

Guys, i keep seeing amogus everywhere. I think i have the Amogus syndrome.

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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

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