When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.
We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!
A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.
I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.
There isn’t one you unevolved tit.
Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.
A gay guy who drive those stupid electric cars
I didn’t know gay guys drive electric cars I call them Tesla lovers
Akash Tesla is a intelligent who is obsessed with destroying the world
Hitler is a akash tesla
The act of getting a running start, launching yourself up and over The footboard of the bed and attempting to land your fully charged tesla into your partners un-lubricated trunk. Usually ending in a mangled pile of broken tesla and trunk contents.
Go no hands for the Model S!
Dwayne's girlfriend was bent over on the bed waiting for him to get home from work. He took one look into her brown eye from the doorway, ripped his clothes off and executed a Flying Tesla Model S.
The most perfectist person ever. She’s my little vampire, my tiny tes, and my everything. 🥺❤️ I love you 🦞❤️💍🦑
Tesla Sumner is perfect and she’s is Matthew’s.