Famous rain world focused youtuber, discord fanatic.
"Turtle Toad killed my father - pepsow, old friend" "Turtle Toad's new video was real wack, yo"
The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).
That toad molester just took my parking spot!
an extremely slow moving older person
Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.
A girl, usually a little plump and homely, who after having a drunken one night stand with, attends your game the next day in hopes that you will fall in love with her.
Dude, I was so hammered last night and took her home! I'm so ashamed, now she is a bleacher toad hoping I date her or something!
Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.
Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!
When chewing tobacco inside the can collects into little balls. The balls of chew or "pebble toads" can easily be rolled out but are a pain in the ass when you want a perfect pack.
This can has a bunch of pebble toads
An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.
The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.