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A cumshot into the mouth of a female recipient from any man of Mexican decent.
Yeah Ese, I took out this White-tina' chick and first night eh' she went down on me eh' and i gave her some Tia Juana Toothpaste and sent her straight to bed eh'. Ju know what i mean ese?
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mexican slang used to describe someone or something "being in a fixed position, not moving in either direction much like a turd stuck in someones ass. The opposite of a "turtle head"
(describing a person in traffic blocking an intersection)
"ese guey quedo come el serote de tia luisa"
A Tia Wanna Toilet Cracker is when someone is having a dump in a public toilet cubicle, and another person throws a small firework into the cubicle and then runs out.
"I'm not talking to Timmy anymore he just Tia Wanna Toilet Crackered me, my thighs are red raw from the burning"
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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
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Tia Lily is perfect! She is smart, funny, kind, cool and super pretty. Every one loves her and she is really caring and Loving. SHE IS JUST SOOOO PERFECT!!!!!!
HB: wow dude can you see that girl
Hos friend: yeah man it’t Tia Lily, she’s just the most beautyful girl!
HB: and she’s just good at everything! Man i wish she liked me!
His friend: yeah, but you don’t have a chance! Every one loves her!
Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
AHH OMG HES HERE!
Usually a name given to a girl/female, they are initially good at everything, kind hearted and full spirited, they can come off intimidating at some time’s and can be too straight forward, and harsh at time’s that means they are very truthful and trust worthy, also they are one SEXY ASS BITCH.
“She is HOT, Must be Tia pilgrim😎”