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When someone spills the hard truth in your face and it is usually something you don't want to hear.
Shequila: Janice, Your husband cheated on you by sleeping with Shayquanda, spilling some truth tea on yo ass.
Janice: That filthy ass lying nigga did what?????
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hmmm??? WTF! A made up story that never happened! sheep dip!
That sounds like a story you just made up as being for real. Sounds to me like some more of your fabricated truth crap!
A game popular among teenagers. It is usually played in a small group. Each person, on their turn, has the choice of answering an awkward question. If they don't want to, then the other people in the group select something horrible for the person to do with a piece of toast. For example, they might have to dip part of the toast in flat soda, melt chocolate on that part, microwave the toast, and then take a bite. The same piece of toast is used for the entire game. So, continuing the example, the next person might have to rub the bread in the soles of everyone's shoes, then bite the side containing a piece of melted chocolate.
James, Barney, John, Doug, and Mickey all felt slightly sick after an intense game of Truth or Toast. Barney refused to answer when James asked him about his masturbation habits, so they made Barney dip a good portion of the bread into John's mother's fishtank. Then, when Doug refused to answer a question, James made him light the toast on fire with his Zippo. It didn't stay lit very long due to it still being wet from the water from the tank, so James's turn wasn't too bad, and he just took a bite from an untouched portion of the toast.
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Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.
Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.
Legit YouTuber aka DC fanboy , *ahem* let me reiterate that, snyder fanboy that supports anything coming from Zack snyder even if it’s a pile of shit
Jk seriously, a funny YouTuber that like all of us just wanna see the snyderverse restored
The truth 31: ey whatsup my beautiful dc brothers and sisters dkdhcdifhcjdkfjffm
“Restore The SnyderVerse”
Subscribers: affirmative!
The Truth 31: good boy
a blatant lie. what Kellyanne Conway calls blatant lies by her administration when exposed on national television. see also bull mother fucking shit.
Sean Spicer's assertion that grass mats, biased photo cropping and secret service magnetometers hid the fact that Trump's inauguration crowd was, "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration--period" goes beyond Trump's razor, to the realm of alternative truth.
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Not THE truth. Something someone tries desperately to convince themselves of in order to justify their actions and opinions.
Scientist, "The simple scientific truth is that, aside from genetic anomalies, the human race has two genders as defined by their chromosomes."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."
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