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taco mopping

The female version of tea bagging, may or may not be done out of sexual desire.

Benny passed out drunk at the party, so Molly hiked up her skirt and rubbed her labia on his face. Jen said that was the first time had experienced taco mopping in person.

by AsslessChaps93 November 26, 2013


salty taco

When a promiscuous female enjoys herself a sexual encounter in which the male releases inside of her, only to have an encounter soon thereafter with another male who (unknowingly) enjoys the fruits of her previous labor, straight from the source.

In layman's terms: some horny dumbass finds a slut willing to play and goes down on her after she's freshly fucked another dude and still has his jizz in her.

He was so drunk that he eagerly went down on her and ate her salty taco, previously tainted by his buddy.

by bigtexwanker December 16, 2009


Taco Bell

The restaurant that gave me a 20-foot long tapeworm that refused to be surgically extracted from my intestine.

I should have microwaved my Taco Bell food before I ate it.

by Tony Stark May 17, 2003

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greasy taco

Shahid Khan, who is also known as "NaughtyBoy." ๐Ÿ˜ท

"Hey, do you know that guy who kidnapped 1/5 of One Direction?"
"Yeah, I know that greasy taco. I sure hope he doesn't eat Zayn!"

by Freya Hemmings May 16, 2015

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glossy taco

am i the only reble to look this up after simplynailogicals newst video? (18//7/16)
glossy taco- its a top coat(clear nail polish) to make all the holo stand out more than thay already do, this saying was first created by canadian youtuber simplynailogical aka cristine (without a "H")

"glossy taco is always saved till last on polish mountian"

by piggycorn21 July 18, 2017

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squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016


Taco Bell

A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.

It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.

by Frogbutt December 1, 2004

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