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tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017


Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf February 12, 2016


Tallahassee deathroll

When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.

I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.

by FatherAbraham December 29, 2023


tallahassee teaspoon

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them

I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.

by CWgoDolphins March 13, 2011


Tallahassee Teacup

A sexual act in which the giver urinates inside of the receiver's port of entry

Scott poured a Tallahassee Teacup for Vicki last night and now the kitchen counter is all wet

by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024


Tallahassee Icepick

Lubing up a swampy ass with icy hot prior to penetrating one’s anus, providing a cooling sensation upon your dick in the deeeep south

Chet punished Mo’s asshole with a Tallahassee icepick

by Diego José July 20, 2022