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The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.
“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™
“No what the fuck you’re my kid”
Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."
A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.
While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.
When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.
A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath
When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.
My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism
The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.
Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.
When a person, male or female, is covered/drenched in cum and then proceeds to wrap up in the bed sheets and roll around in order to “clean up”. Specifically, a shower CANNOT be taken. The exertion from all the activity sends the roller into a brief but extremely deep sleep. Most commonly practiced in the Florida pan handle but has been spreading at an alarming rate to other areas of The South since 2019.
I’ve got the room for another 30 minutes so I’m going to freshen up with a quick Tallahassee deathroll and then I’m out. I left $20 on the night stand - take it and GTFO.