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A penis, which is commonly used for sexual encounters and clogging the vagina.
Lauren craves the flesh tampon daily, no hourly, no minutely, wait secondly.
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being the person who everyone goes to to talk about their problems but in the end they may just throw u aside
I've been talking to this really hot chick in school, shes been going through a tough time and i may ask her out next weekend.
Dude.... your just and emotional tampon I wouldn't expect anything out of it
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Any channel like Bravo or Oxygen which has programs aimed towards more feminine audiences. Known for abundance of tampon commercials.
Me and my girlfriend were watching TV together, but since nothing that she wanted to watch was on, I got stuck watching the tampon channel.
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the sweat tampon is created when a person comes back from physically intense exercise and is drenched in sweat they then over power a weaker person (in most cases a younger sibling) and transfer the sweat from their torso+head onto the clothes of the sibling, ergo the sweat tampon
last night i came home from and run and totally made ronan (younger sibling) my sweat tampon.
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When you have such runny shit that wiping is not enough. There is still some leakage so you wad up some more toilet paper and jam it in to prevent runny shit from coming out while you walk.
After those hot wings last night, I had to use a butt tampon after my morning shit.
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a person or confidant who is willing and happy to listen to all of the terrible shit going on in your life.
Listen lady, I'm your bus driver, not your emotional tampon.
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The absorbant material left at the bottom a supermarket meat package, placed there to absorb the blood.
Every butcher at my supermarket puts steak tampons in their meat.
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