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Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019


tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

by br00t4l September 29, 2018


Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 04, 2021


US TESLA AN

The order from the BATTERY ASSER(ec)TION to destroy a PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE on camera camera SATELLITE by DICKING around with SHIT AND BIG BALLS after (ec) EAT COPROPHILE.

ELON says ," we will buy all the BATTERIES YOU CAN MAN UU FAECturES as there is KnoW 44 LAWDMAN LIMIT as we will need them for STAYtiONAry storASS and DIE name(mean) iC storASS" , coined in the beginning of his AN UU allS SHARE HOLDERS meeting 2021.

ANAL ALAN SAYS, I got my training from CRAIGSLIST ,HOMOSEXUAL BATH HOUSES , CARL HUBAY,

SUCK ON MY ASSH0 LE, INTERNET PORN all over the world , as ANAL ALAN is always a TW0 AND A HALF.(

CUMMING is required.

Why would anybody ever separate US TESLA AN from the ASSH0LE NAKED as it is a misnomer BUTT the PEDOPHILE SEX ACTS are SHITEATING AND SHOVING BALLS IN THE ASSH0LE ANUS and hearing the YELLING "'T0 , T00 (SECOND 0NE) , TW0(NEW SHIT IS IN) , TU (YOU) , TU TU" and this SHIT will always be forever attached to THIS ASSH0LE which THE emptying of the BALLS from THE DICK WILL have a lot to DUE WITH ASSHOLE.ASSWHOLE in en (D) TIRE ty.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021


Tesla minivan

When you insert a vibrator into the vagina and fist into the anus.

We started the night with a little foreplay and then the Tesla minivan!

by VikingWarMachine October 30, 2019


Tesla Bot

Referring to someone who acts routinely and robotically, with minimal expression and variation.

"See how Josh walks? Looks like a Tesla Bot."

by Underhandfrog42 January 19, 2025


Tesla maximalist

Someone who believes Tesla and Elon Musk are going to the moon, in a series of logarithmic, S- and exponential curves all stacked on each other, with orders of magnitude thrown in for seasoning.
Everything will be electric, with energy generated by solar, and Teslabots will press and fold your underwear on the free citizens' anarchical republic of Mars while you drop kids off at the pool while simultaneously tweeting and watching tunnels being dug via your Neuralink chip.

In 500 years: "Archeologists have been unable to determine why Tesla Maximalists ritualistically stuffed canines into trunks as a form of worship."

by NotEarl April 22, 2022