Tessa Clark's love america. They say the pledge of allegiance out loud. They also like crushing up chips and love buzz feed quizzes. They are superman's sister and if they were a food they would be a muffin.
Tessa Linnette Lavallee is the most beautiful woman in the world. she is so supportive of everything you do. She can make your day one thousand times better by just being there with you. She has to be an angel sent from heaven. She's insanely smart, she will outsmart you in everything you do. She has a boyfriend who can be a lot to handle and some how she does that. She's the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. There is no other like this one.
Logan: man I wish I could see Tessa Linnette Lavallee today.
Tessa: hi
Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.
"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"
When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug
Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…
A man child who low key looks like a short egg and smells like a sewer rat and loves boys named Nick
Nick:wow she thicccccc or whatever
tessa: that’s kinda nasty
When you accidently type in the wrong amount for a player in a fantasy football auction draft.
I just pulled a Tessa by accidently typing in $118 instead of $18 for Terry McLauren.