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Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three
Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”
Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”
Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”
The pendulum like motion that someone’s balls make when they walk
He’s got a really big testicular wobble
When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard
Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!
When you thrust so hard during intercourse your testicles accidentally slide all the way in to the orifice of your choice.
I'm going at it like a freaking Jackhammer on 43rd Street, and then all the sudden I have a case of testicular hydroplaning right into her ass
An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.
Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!
The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.
When seated during and episode of severe flatulence, the vibration of said release travels up between the legs and causes a vibration of one or both testicles
After all that protein and fiber, I had an episode of testicular flatulovibration majora!