notes are broke

"notes are broke!" indicates a person who is unable to communicate properly with others. Our helpdesk received an email from someone with no body, just the subject line "notes are broke!" Since then, the phrase has come to mean a poor communicator, or just plain idiocy. There is a gesture that accompanies the phrase. You must flap your arms like a retarded person attempting to fly when you say it. This is of course optional according to context as well as present company.

"So, how're things going?"
"Snakes on a plane man, snakes on a plane."
"Really? What's wrong?"
"Man, you know Cindy in accounting? She's all notes are broke again."

or

"How are things going with the project?"
"Notes are broke, boss, notes are broke."

or

"Have you spoken to the client?"
"Yes, and all I can say is notes are broke."

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broke ass

Something of lesser quality. A worse version of something else.

You look like a broke ass Captain Planet!

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broke the bank

When you/someone/something spends more money than it can afford.

"I finally broke the bank and bought a new car."

Clinton broke

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.

Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."

fiat broke

having close to none or zero of your net worth in fiat currency. All your money is in bitcoin or other lesser assets.

Billy: Hey man want to go to lunch at this new place? Its kinda pricey.

Bobby: Sorry man I'm fiat broke. Id have to sell to eat there, and im never selling.

broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt

I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut

Payday Broke

That feeling you get when you realize your hard earned cash is a pile of dust thanks to all the bills you owe.

After working 80 hrs I thought I was gonna be ballin until I realized I was a payday broke joker smoke.