Right Clicked

The simple ability to right click, ctrl+save a million dollar NFT for free.

The opposite of left clicking, and purchasing a million dollar NFT.

Oh, you actually paid for and left clicked that NFT? I just right clicked it.

left or right?

The pant leg in which guys prefer their "thing" to hang. It can't just hang there, you know, they have to put it somewhere.

Left or right?

Left man. I can't stand it on the right side.

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Right Trash

The extreme right wing cousin to white trash and trailer trash. An avid Faux news viewer, NRA member and holy roller when it benefits them.

Lillian - Marge, did you see that sign some Right Trash had at the tea party.

Marge - No

Lillian - It said "Bury Obamacare with Kennedy"

Marge - Right Trash, indeed!

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Rollers Rights

Getting the first toke of a joint or blunt because you rolled it, hence rollers rights

Matt- Give me the first toke
Koady- No man! rollers rights

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left-right

a baseball heckle used by fans of the pitcher against a batter who has just struck out

"Left! Right! Left! Right! ..." (for each step of the batter as he walks back to the dugout)

Followed by a "Step!" for each step of the dugout that the batter must walk down, and then a "Sit Down!" when the steps are completed

This heckle is also used at basketball games when an opposing player fouls out

Modern origins: West Palm Beach Expos, University of Florida Baseball

Ump: "Strike 3!"
Fans marching the batter back to the dugout give the left-right heckle: "Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right!...Step! Step! Step!...Sit Down!"

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Hell right!

Combination of "Hell yeah!" and "Damn right!" Expresses emphatic agreement.

Person 1: Guess who aced that Chemistry exam.
Person 2: You did?
Person 1: Hell right!

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Miranda Rights

The rights that Miranda has to a decent man to help raise her baby.

Roger Smith: Next to Miranda Rights I put "Miranda has the right to a decent man who will help raise her baby." Wait are these questions not about Sex and the City?

Roger Smith: Lucas why won't you tell me what kind of soda you like!!

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