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Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018


Blonde Boyz

A group of boys who will steal your hearts. The gang consists of three members: Ethan, Tommy and Jerome. Jerome is kind of like a dad to Tommy and Ethan but that’s okay because he’s cool.

Tommy: I'm Tommy
Ethan: I'm Ethan
Jerome: And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boyz zone!

by mzntis April 30, 2019


caca blonde

caca blonde is dirty blonde or a darkishe blond

mon cheveax et caca blonde. my hair is dirty blonde

by November 5, 2020


Blond

"Masculine" form of blonde. Usually spelled blonde none the same, as there is so little difference between the 2.

1.) The qualities that make blond women so desirable to men, just don't translate well at all to men.

2.) Women like tall, dark and handsome men, because they don't want them to be deficient like most blond men are.

3.) Being in jail or working at a place like Labor Ready or Command Center which mostly only has ex-felons and small college kids you will find most blonds are fearful of niggers, even though most niggers are cowardly easily handled punks. It is despicable.

No one who has ever been in jail or prison has anything found to say about niggers is a whole, except stupid blonde punks who have probably never been to either or were just caught stealing bubble gum, or formed a very close "relationship" with a couple on the inside.

Most blond males who do not team up with Aryan Brotherhood have a train of niggers run through them.

Blondes get intimidated by most males (naturally dominant) which makes them submissive, or if you let your guard down and act easy going will them very hostile and aggressive.

Blond males are an embarrassment to the whole white race.

b.)Quit acting so blond (frightened), punk it's freaking me out. Be a fucking man. As hard as it may seem, and as ridiculous as it may look with that blond(e) hair.

See punk and inferior

by Amy Parker Jones August 23, 2008

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roadside blonde

Roadside blonde a destroyer of men

One of the three in hell on heals lyrics

So wasted I treated myself the IUD was placed all hairy Carrie

Another victim of a roadside blonde

by Tonythetiler May 26, 2017


venetian blonde

Too red to be a real blonde. Too blonde to be red-haired. Almost auburn but blonder. Almost golden, but redder.

They loved her distinctive hair shade, Venetian blonde, midway between blonde and auburn.

by fashion-pansy October 31, 2013


blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.

My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

by MoonPie24 April 25, 2017