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ag-tard

Derogatory hick-synonym signified by the ignorant ideals they hold.

A hick is defined by their refusal to wear anything that isn't farm-equipment exclusive (IE Carhartt, Caterpillar, John Deere), their communicative skills being saturated with southern colloquialisms and errors, their wholesome Protestant upbringings, their diesel-powered pick-up trucks, their questionable addiction to chewing tabacco, their strictly right-wing political views, and/or their insatiable obsession with anything society deems white-trash (Nascar, Sarah Palin, Wal-mart, etc).
Hicks are still functional members of society and aren't necessarily bad people until they slip into the realm of ag-tard.
Hicks become ag-tards when their moral compass points them due-south toward straight-up ignorance. The distinguishing trait, therefore, is extreme idealogical intolerance. Ag-tards are typically riddled with a mixture of extreme racism, sexism, ethnocentrism, oblivious dogmatism, homophobia, xenophobia, or all of the above.

Jed: woooo doggy, nothin' sure makes me madder than spics, niggers, faggots, kikes, chinks, and liberals! I wish they'd all just do us'll a favor and catch the AIDS already! (insert uproarious, twangy laughter)

Jane: Could you be any more ag-tarded?! Die.

by Beeranden September 12, 2011

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Aged Hoe

(noun)

1) An older woman who dresses like a skankwad and prefers to steal men she knows are in relationships, esp. with women younger than themselves.

2) A woman too old to be trawling for younger men (usually because she has one at home called: her son) and way to evil and skanky to be a cougar.

3) A nasty, white-trash, older woman who aspires to being a Cougar or sugarmama but is too uneducated and pathetic.

My boyfriend left me for that Aged Hoe because the slut whore has her mortgage paid off and an empty room because her kid moved out. She is old enough to be my mother and fugly enough to stop a train. Damned saggy titted Walmart greater!

by goddedd95 October 25, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


age regression

age regression is something where someone puts themselves(or accidentally slips) into a state of mind that of a child, baby, or toddler. the person doing so may be referred to as "little" when in little space. when said people are in little space, they are in their safe space, or their comfort zone, and should not be sexualized in any way. age regression is a form of coping for most people and is sometimes involuntary or voluntary!

person 1 - "she's acting really babyish right now what is she doing?"
person 2 - "shes in little space right now."
person 1 - "huh?"
person 2 - "its age regression."

by bumbl3b33 July 6, 2022

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Ag Mcdaniel

A person who could give me top at the red light

Me: "Omg Ag Mcdaniel is so freaking hot."
Jayda: "Omg she is literally so fine."
Me: "She could give me top at the red light."

by LesbianLover253 March 20, 2021


A Diggs Age

Roughly one hundred hours.

Dude It totally took him a Diggs Age to rebuild that engine!

by Krazyeyesbob March 25, 2018


Castle Age

Facebook application in which many people participate onto killing each other in a mafiawars medieval time ish er way.
Together with your friends you will face many monsters / quests / hackers .

Warning this game is a friendship breaker. !!!

DUDE GO ON FB AND KILL ZE DRAGONZ in Castle Age !! !

by BerHautOldMang December 8, 2009


Instagram Age

A modern movement where individuals are more concerned about how they are perceived on Instagram or other social media, rather than how they treat people in real life.

When someone will comment on your post but will not say โ€œhiโ€ in real life. This is a prime example of the Instagram Age.

by The_Truth_Seeker April 15, 2018