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I'm gonna give u some australian kisses, but not if u have a nappy dugout
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When you jack off in your hand and slap someone on the face. It's australian because it comes "from down under."
"You better shut up or I'll give you an australian loogie!"
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The act of a man or a woman, forcing their arm through a womans vagina, up through the body, and through the neck. The act then requires the 'Puppeteer' to control the womans jaw, as if manipulating a puppet. It is called the Australian puppeteer because it comes from down under.
Variations to this act may allow the 'Puppeteer' to enter through the anus.
"I heard the rapist then killed the victim by giving her an Australian Puppeteer"
"Death by Australian Puppeteer would blow"
"Hey steve, think you could survive being australian puppeteer'd?" "I don't know, think you could survive taking all of a horse penis in you?"
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A hair removale style in which you wax nothing but the hair right around the asshole.
Ace: “I picked me up n' Australian waxin'”
Daud: “Bloody ripper, mate.”
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The repeated use of a Taser on an aboriginal person by a member of the Australian police.
Did you see that video of the Perth police having an Australian barbecue?
They shot him thirteen times!
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The reality televsion show that further supports the views of Australians having no musical talent whatsoever.
Australian Idol is fucken shit.
Guy is a faggot.
Casey is fat.
Shannon is a drop kick.
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Large perspiring balls hanging out of small underpants.
Australian eggs can occur when you're playing basketball and jump for a rebound (without athletic supporter), then your balls come out of your underpants.
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